{"id":38708,"date":"2020-01-17T14:31:48","date_gmt":"2020-01-17T22:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=38708"},"modified":"2020-01-17T17:33:53","modified_gmt":"2020-01-18T01:33:53","slug":"friday-fun-odds-ends","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/01\/17\/friday-fun-odds-ends\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: Odds &#038; Ends"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a very interesting topic all picked out, and then when I started researching it yesterday it kept growing and growing. Since I want to do it justice, I decided today to put it on the backburner, and throw a few Odds &amp; Ends together.<\/p>\n<p>For those who don&#8217;t believe that the Trumpkins are a full-fledged cult, just two months ago former Sec. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2019\/11\/25\/rick-perry-trump-gods-chosen-one\/4295185002\/\">Rick Perry claimed that *Rump was &#8220;God&#8217;s chosen one&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>But if *Rump was actually &#8220;chosen by God&#8221;, then it&#8217;s obvious God got last pick.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Trump_Sent-by-God_Out-of-Locusts_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-38709\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Trump_Sent-by-God_Out-of-Locusts_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"393\" height=\"322\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Trump_Sent-by-God_Out-of-Locusts_2.jpg 393w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Trump_Sent-by-God_Out-of-Locusts_2-300x246.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/Trump_Sent-by-God_Out-of-Locusts_2-150x123.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now that the Impeachment Trial has begun, it&#8217;ll be interesting to see if there are any witnesses. We all know that *Rump will refuse to testify. That&#8217;s because he doesn&#8217;t want anyone to see his tiny <em>Subpoenis<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>How about a poem?<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>The Donald went to heaven to ply the Pearly Gates, <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>But couldn\u2019t pass Saint Peter, who said: \u201cYour crooked mates <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Are waiting for you, Donald, way down below in Hell. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>There you\u2019ll be warmly greeted because you\u2019ve done so well <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Encouraging corruption, dishonesty and sleaze <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>That Lucifer\u2019s retiring and handing you the keys. <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>So take your golden mirror and lacquer up your hair <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Because you needn\u2019t worry \u2013 it <strong><u>never<\/u><\/strong> rains down there!\u201d<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Or if you prefer a limerick \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>In the White House there lives quite a jerk<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Who states he does nothing but work.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>His continuous tweeting,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Berating and bleating<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Makes us view such a claim with a smirk!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And finally, over the Holidays Melania told a Fox news reporter how difficult it was to get Donnie a unique Christmas present. So she decided that, as she wanted to know a little more <em><u>factual<\/u><\/em> information about his family history (since he&#8217;s falsely claimed for decades to be Swedish), she got him one of the ancestry DNA kits, like <em>&#8220;23 &amp; Me&#8221;<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Well, his DNA helix readout finally came back this week, and she admitted that she was not a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><em>bit<\/em><\/span> surprised by the results:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/DNA-Helix_Bribery-Corrupt_LG.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-38710\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/01\/DNA-Helix_Bribery-Corrupt_LG.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"413\" height=\"399\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a very interesting topic all picked out, and then when I started researching it yesterday it kept growing and growing. Since I want to do it justice, I decided today to put it on the backburner, and throw a few Odds &amp; Ends together. For those who don&#8217;t believe that the Trumpkins are <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2020\/01\/17\/friday-fun-odds-ends\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[3843,3841,3840,3842],"class_list":["post-38708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","tag-dna","tag-limerick","tag-poem","tag-rick-perry","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}