{"id":38443,"date":"2019-12-14T09:50:08","date_gmt":"2019-12-14T17:50:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=38443"},"modified":"2019-12-14T09:50:08","modified_gmt":"2019-12-14T17:50:08","slug":"open-thread-12-14-2019","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2019\/12\/14\/open-thread-12-14-2019\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Thread &#8211; 12\/14\/2019"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">It&#8217;s another tired day here at the CatBox.&nbsp; My heartburn flared up last night, and I slept poorly.&nbsp; Tomorrow a Holy Day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.&nbsp; My Broncos visit the Chiefs and I look forward to reading about how they do.&nbsp; It&#8217;s not televised here, of course.&nbsp; May the Divine Orb shine it&#8217;s blessed light on your team, unless you need a name. \ud83d\ude09 It&#8217;s also a WWWendy day, and it&#8217;d been so humid that I need extra de-stinking. Also, we have chores to do, so please expect no more than a personal update.&nbsp; Have a fine weekend.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><strong>Jig Zone Puzzle<\/strong>:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">Today&#8217;s took me 4:01 (average 5:26).&nbsp; To do it, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jigzone.com\/puzzles\/2019-12-14-CE2504A965A9\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">click here<\/a>.&nbsp; How did you do?<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><strong>Cartoon<\/strong>:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/1214Cartoon.jpg\"><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><strong>Short Takes<\/strong>:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/borowitz-report\/british-lose-right-to-claim-that-americans-are-dumber?bxid=5bea12573f92a404696710df&amp;cndid=24434635&amp;esrc=NYR_BOROWITZ_BLOG&amp;mbid=&amp;source=EDT_NYR_EDIT_NEWSLETTER_0_imagenewsletter_Borowitz_ZZ&amp;utm_brand=tny&amp;utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_121319\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The New Yorker<\/a>: <\/font>Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.<\/p>\n<p>Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans\u2019 has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.  <\/p>\n<p>But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the \u201cmost enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen our countrymen cast their votes yesterday, they didn\u2019t realize they were destroying the most precious leisure activity this nation has ever known,\u201d he said. \u201cWankers.\u201d  <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">Amen, Andy! Are they a bunch of Bridiots, or what?&nbsp; <strong>RESIST<\/strong>!!<\/font>  <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=sh_teZ7yEfk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">YouTube<\/a> (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/user\/msnbcleanforward\/videos\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">MSNBC Channel<\/a>): <\/font>Mitch McConnell On Impeachment: We\u2019ll Be In \u2018Total Coordination\u2019 With White House  <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#ff0000\"><strong>Bought Bitch Barf Bag Alert!!<\/strong><\/font>  <\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<iframe loading=\"lazy\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/sh_teZ7yEfk\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">I don&#8217;t think there is anything illegal about this, probably because nobody ever envisioned the total lack of ethics from Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch. Imagine a criminal trial in which the Chairman, of the jury, is &#8220;coordinating closely&#8221; with the defendant and his lawyers.&nbsp; <strong>RESIST<\/strong>!!<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">From <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qiiyq2xrSI0&amp;list=PLCGcelpRfnj6NvkwlP1SD15Dlu6N-MvIj&amp;index=52&amp;t=0s\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">YouTube<\/a> (a blast from the past): <\/font><font color=\"#000000\">Righteous Brothers &#8211; Unchained Melody<\/font><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<iframe loading=\"lazy\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/qiiyq2xrSI0\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"560\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">Ah\u2026 the memories!&nbsp; <strong>RESIST<\/strong>!!<\/font><\/p>\n<h1 align=\"center\"><font style=\"font-weight: bold\" color=\"#0000ff\">Vote Blue!!<\/font><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s another tired day here at the CatBox.&nbsp; My heartburn flared up last night, and I slept poorly.&nbsp; Tomorrow a Holy Day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb.&nbsp; My Broncos visit the Chiefs and I look forward to reading about how they do.&nbsp; It&#8217;s not televised here, of course.&nbsp; May the Divine Orb shine <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2019\/12\/14\/open-thread-12-14-2019\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,3,5],"tags":[3708,3704,3789,3711,3709,3722,3710,3718,3705,3706,3714],"class_list":["post-38443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-open-thread","category-personal","category-politics","tag-borowitz","tag-cartoon","tag-ethics","tag-gop-crimes","tag-humor","tag-impeachment","tag-mitch-mcconnell","tag-music","tag-resist","tag-satire","tag-video","category-35-id","category-3-id","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}