{"id":37061,"date":"2019-07-14T17:46:32","date_gmt":"2019-07-15T00:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=37061"},"modified":"2019-07-14T17:46:32","modified_gmt":"2019-07-15T00:46:32","slug":"sunday-smile-breaking-woody-harrelson-wins-wimbledon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2019\/07\/14\/sunday-smile-breaking-woody-harrelson-wins-wimbledon\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Smile &#8211; BREAKING: Woody Harrelson Wins Wimbledon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>[EDITOR&#8217;S NOTE: You would think by now I would know about changing horses in mid-stream \u2013 but you&#8217;d be wrong! But since this just developed in the past 12 hours (and the one I had ready is &#8220;timeless&#8221;), I changed course again.]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I usually don&#8217;t watch tennis. &#8211; but when I do, I watch <strong>Woody Harrelson<\/strong> watching tennis!<\/p>\n<p>Yep, <em>&#8220;Cheers&#8221;<\/em> own beloved-but-wacky bartender, Woodrow Huckleberry Tiberius <strong><em>&#8220;Woody&#8221;<\/em><\/strong> Boyd, became a Meme at Wimbledon&#8217;s men&#8217;s doubles championship with his &#8220;lubricated&#8221; Emmy-Award winning antics \u2013 unbeknownst to him.<\/p>\n<p>Harrelson eagerly watched the grueling match between partners <strong>Juan Sebastian Cabal<\/strong> and <strong>Robert Farah<\/strong> against <strong>Nicolas Mahut<\/strong> and <strong>Edouard Roger-Vasselin<\/strong>. The TV camera crews quickly realized what a treasure trove they had in Harrelson&#8217;s expressions (not to mention his frequent trips to the refreshment area) that were as entertaining as the match itself.<\/p>\n<p>It all began when Mahut was unable to avoid a rocket-fired shot that struck him right on his forehead.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_01_Mahut-Hit-Head.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37062\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_01_Mahut-Hit-Head.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But it only got worse for Mahut \u2013 a whole lot worse. Later he was injured in a very vulnerable area \u2026 and dropped in agony. And Harrelson&#8217;s stunned look captured the universal male commiserating response of <strong><em><u>&#8220;OMG!&#8221;<\/u><\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And since this Tweet comes with sound, I&#8217;ll let you experience the crowd&#8217;s groin-groan (at least from the males) that I&#8217;m sure accompanied it.\u00a0 So be sure to turn on the sound &#8211; and let me know if they groaned.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">This is the most gruesome and violent tennis match I&#39;ve seen in decades of watching the sport, and this is the least of it <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/zs6eAQkYAA\">pic.twitter.com\/zs6eAQkYAA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bubbaprog\/status\/1150132047203188737?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 13, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s go to the replay of Harrelson&#8217;s stunned <strong><em><u>OMG!<\/u><\/em><\/strong> look.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Groin-Groan_Pain_1_OPT.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37063\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Groin-Groan_Pain_1_OPT.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Is it any wonder that Woody decided he was in dire need of some liquid refreshment to settle him down? While Woody is an open admirer of the effects of THC, unfortunately for him the only grass available at Wimbledon was on Centre Court. So he made do with wine.<\/p>\n<p>Judging from his difficulty navigating the steps, it looks like Woody stayed in the concession area for more than a few refills. When he returns to his seat the match had restarted, so he&#8217;s denied access. Making the best of it, Woody works on his wine.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Wine_1.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37067\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Wine_1.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"444\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s enjoy that from a different angle focusing on the ever so subtle look of British disapproval.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Wine_1-Brit.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37068\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Wine_1-Brit.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"444\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t cover every trip to the concession area, but you can see he&#8217;s gotten very friendly with the usher \u2013 and also treated himself to a fine fedora.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Return_Hat_OPT.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37064\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Return_Hat_OPT.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"486\" height=\"274\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While those libation visits took their toll, at least it looks like that wine was lip-licking good!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Tongue_OPT.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37065\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Tongue_OPT.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"254\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And as Wimbledon is closing down for the day, we find Woody has just discovered he became the <em>Meme du Jour<\/em> and is seen enjoying the many Twitter Tweets featuring him! (Or maybe just nodding off. It&#8217;s hard to tell.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Twitter-Meme_OPT.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-37066\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/07\/Tennis_Twitter-Meme_OPT.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"444\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[EDITOR&#8217;S NOTE: You would think by now I would know about changing horses in mid-stream \u2013 but you&#8217;d be wrong! But since this just developed in the past 12 hours (and the one I had ready is &#8220;timeless&#8221;), I changed course again.] I usually don&#8217;t watch tennis. &#8211; but when I do, I watch Woody <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2019\/07\/14\/sunday-smile-breaking-woody-harrelson-wins-wimbledon\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37061","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37061","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37061"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37061\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37061"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37061"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37061"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}