{"id":3672,"date":"2010-12-20T13:41:43","date_gmt":"2010-12-20T21:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=3672"},"modified":"2010-12-20T13:41:43","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T21:41:43","slug":"what-supply-side-jesus-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2010\/12\/20\/what-supply-side-jesus-says\/","title":{"rendered":"What Supply-side Jesus Says"},"content":{"rendered":"

Part of the problem with religion in America is that we have an extra Jesus.  Of course there is an original Jesus, the real one, the one who was crucified and who taught care for the poor, healing for the sick, acceptance for the outcast, etc.  However, Republican leaders don\u2019t like that Jesus.  He contradicted Republican ideology.  So they invented their own fake version.  Al Franken dubbed him Supply-side Jesus years ago and I stole the term without hesitation.  Supply-side Jesus teaches war, hate, fear, greed and intolerance to match Republican ideology.  A couple weeks back a misunderstanding with a reader, led to an email exchange.  We discovered that we really have a lot in common, even though I am a Christian (not Supply-side) and he, an agnostic.  He shared this list with me and it\u2019s too good not to pass on, with his permission.<\/font><\/p>\n

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\"20lepers\"<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/h6>\n
10 THINGS JESUS WOULDN\u2019T SAY AT<\/font><\/font><\/font><\/h6>\n
A HEALTH CARE TOWN HALL MEETING<\/font><\/font><\/font> <\/font><\/font><\/h6>\n

10. Yea, though I walk through the valley of death, I shall make out no living wills or advance directives.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

9. I\u2019ve got mine!  <\/span>To Hell with all the rest of you peons!<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

8. You should always serve two masters.  <\/span>Me and Rush Limbaugh.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

7.  The least among you are scum. For God\u2019s sake pull yourselves up by your bootstraps!<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

6. Let he who is without sin start cheating  <\/span>on his wife and soliciting prostitutes.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

5.  I can heal you, but there will be a $500 deductible and a $50 co-pay.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

4.  He who yells the loudest shall inherit the earth.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

3. Only a rich man can get to the kingdom of heaven.  <\/span>The rest of you paupers can forget it!<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

2. To Hell with peace. Bring your guns!<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

1. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning!<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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DEFENDING JESUS<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

Rob Moitoza<\/font><\/font><\/a>   July 3, 2006<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Although the real Jesus would not say these things, they are exactly what Supply-side Jesus says.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Part of the problem with religion in America is that we have an extra Jesus.  Of course there is an original Jesus, the real one, the one who was crucified and who taught care for the poor, healing for the sick, acceptance for the outcast, etc.  However, Republican leaders don\u2019t like that Jesus.  He contradicted […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,47],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-religion","category-5-id","category-47-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}