{"id":36099,"date":"2019-04-02T15:22:44","date_gmt":"2019-04-02T22:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=36099"},"modified":"2019-04-02T15:22:44","modified_gmt":"2019-04-02T22:22:44","slug":"tuesday-tickle-too-good-to-wait-til-friday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2019\/04\/02\/tuesday-tickle-too-good-to-wait-til-friday\/","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday Tickle: Too Good to Wait &#8216;Til Friday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>Sitting at the breakfast table in the upstairs living quarters of the White House, Melania tells Donald that she had a dream last night.\u00a0 And in her dream, Trump had finally gotten his huge military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue that he has so long pined for.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>It was spectacular \u2013 celebrated by hundreds of thousands of cheering, flag-waving Americans lining both sides of the avenue and stretching as far as the eye could see.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;I bet I had a huge smile!&#8221; Trump exclaimed.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><strong>&#8220;I couldn\u2019t tell,&#8221; Melania replied. &#8220;It was a closed casket.&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<h2><em><strong>At the Barbara Bush Funeral:<\/strong><\/em><\/h2>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Melania_Smile_Obama_Donnie-Casket_Funeral_CAPTION.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-34745\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Melania_Smile_Obama_Donnie-Casket_Funeral_CAPTION.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"381\" height=\"418\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Melania_Smile_Obama_Donnie-Casket_Funeral_CAPTION.png 381w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Melania_Smile_Obama_Donnie-Casket_Funeral_CAPTION-137x150.png 137w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Melania_Smile_Obama_Donnie-Casket_Funeral_CAPTION-273x300.png 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 381px) 100vw, 381px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>(Editor&#8217;s Note: I&#8217;ve only seen this joke from several different sources this week, so I apologize if it&#8217;s an &#8220;Oldie-but-Goodie&#8221; for most of you.)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting at the breakfast table in the upstairs living quarters of the White House, Melania tells Donald that she had a dream last night.\u00a0 And in her dream, Trump had finally gotten his huge military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue that he has so long pined for.\u00a0 It was spectacular \u2013 celebrated by hundreds of thousands <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2019\/04\/02\/tuesday-tickle-too-good-to-wait-til-friday\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36099","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36099","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}