{"id":35768,"date":"2019-02-24T07:44:18","date_gmt":"2019-02-24T15:44:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=35768"},"modified":"2019-02-24T18:29:53","modified_gmt":"2019-02-25T02:29:53","slug":"friday-fun-or-saturday-smiles-or-sunday-snickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2019\/02\/24\/friday-fun-or-saturday-smiles-or-sunday-snickers\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun OR Saturday Smiles OR Sunday Snickers"},"content":{"rendered":"

(Maybe it's Saturday SOMEWHERE in the world)<\/em><\/p>\n

It’s been an unusually busy week for me, so I’m just pulling a few out of the air, hopefully for your amusement.  And a couple of Public Service Announcements<\/strong><\/em>. <\/p>\n

Stop me if you’ve heard these before …<\/p>\n

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Oprah<\/strong>, Obama<\/strong>, Trump<\/em><\/strong> and a high school girl were traveling on a plane together.  The engines start to sputter badly, and then they saw the two pilots parachuting out.<\/p>\n

The four looked at each other in bewilderment and concern – because they saw there were only three parachutes left.<\/p>\n

Oprah steps forward and tells the girl: "I'll take one of the parachutes, and I'll build a school for girls in your honor.  It'll benefit thousands of young women like you …" And she jumped out.<\/p>\n

Trump lumbered forward announcing, "Give me one of those parachutes!  In case you didn’t realize, not only am I the best President America has ever had, I’m also the smartest person alive!"  He clumsily straps it on and jumps out the plane.<\/p>\n

Obama looks at the girl and said "As you know, I have two lovely daughter – and I believe children are our future.  I want you to have the last parachute."<\/p>\n

The girl replies: "No, we're good.  There are two parachutes remaining. ‘The smartest person alive<\/strong>’ took my backpack."<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Just a reminder of what his Wharton professor said of him:<\/p>\n

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And Chancellor Merkel<\/strong> can provide proof:<\/p>\n

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But there’s an easy explanation for Twitler’s toddler-like “intellect” AND<\/em><\/u> actions:<\/p>\n

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So it’s not a bit surprising that his Trumpkins are equally … hmmm<\/em> … seriously IQ-challenged:<\/p>\n

According to a recent CNN poll, Donald Trump's approval rating is 38 percent, which is the same percentage of people who think "collusion" is when two pickup trucks run into each other.<\/p>\n

On the “Good News”<\/strong><\/em> front, it looks like Mueller Special Counsel’s Report<\/strong> is imminent. <\/p>\n

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And yet Twitler continues to try and claim “No collusion”<\/em>.  But I trust Mueller will be able to connect the dots – shouldn't be too hard:<\/p>\n

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And wouldn’t it be odd if this were true:<\/p>\n

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Reporter 1: "Donald Trump died yesterday, so they buried him."<\/p>\n

Reporter 2: "Are you sure he was dead?"<\/p>\n

Reporter 1: "Well, he said he wasn't, but you know how he lies."<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

And with 2020 approaching and the field of excellent Democratic candidates growing, this is how it must seem to Donnie:<\/p>\n

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TIME\u2019s new cover: The biggest field yet. No frontrunner. A divided base. Welcome to the 2020 Democratic primary https:\/\/t.co\/JoIed9PEBI<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/uNCP0FTAKI<\/a><\/p>\n

— TIME (@TIME) February 21, 2019<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n