{"id":33917,"date":"2018-10-05T08:13:37","date_gmt":"2018-10-05T15:13:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=33917"},"modified":"2018-10-05T08:13:37","modified_gmt":"2018-10-05T15:13:37","slug":"friday-fun-trumps-tp-emergency-alert-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2018\/10\/05\/friday-fun-trumps-tp-emergency-alert-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: Trump&#8217;s &#8220;TP Emergency Alert&#8221; &#038; More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While not giving up hope, it\u2019s looking like our country will be stuck with not only the <strong><em>WORST PRESIDENT EVAH<\/em><\/strong> in the White House, but now also the <strong><em>WORST JUSTICE EVAH<\/em><\/strong> on the Supreme Court.<\/p>\n<p>Of course the pundits have declared that the problem lies with the Democrats \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Democrats keep moving the goal posts!<\/p>\n<p>First, they insist that a Supreme Court Justice can\u2019t have a history of sexual assault.<\/p>\n<p>Now, they say he also can\u2019t be a liar!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JuddLegum\/status\/1046875192323137536?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 1, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>But before we leave <strong><em>Brett Kava-NAH<\/em><\/strong>, let\u2019s enjoy one last laugh at his expense with a limerick:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">There once was a jurist from Yale <br \/>Whose confirmation went off the rail<br \/>Although loved by his POTUS<br \/>His tryout for SCOTUS <br \/>Just might put his white ass in jail <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/FqeE8QlAlr\">pic.twitter.com\/FqeE8QlAlr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; ??Essence of?Lursa???? (@KapeicaResists) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KapeicaResists\/status\/1045883594911232001?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">September 29, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Did everyone get their <strong><em>\u201cPresidential Emergency Alert\u201d<\/em><\/strong> from <strong><em>Twitler<\/em><\/strong> this week?\u00a0 Well, it seems there are a couple of bugs because not everyone got the same message from him \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Did anyone else get this? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/PresidentialAlert?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#PresidentialAlert<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/BXiuLoVgGj\">pic.twitter.com\/BXiuLoVgGj<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jimmykimmel\/status\/1047552325668065280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>At least for his daughter <strong>Tiffany<\/strong> it was a hallmark \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">congrats to tiffany trump, who just received her first ever text from her dad!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Johnny LaDeadnik ? (@jlazebnik) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jlazebnik\/status\/1047551934515703814?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>But to be honest about it \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">That presidential text is like getting an Amber Alert from the guy who did it<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChaseMit\/status\/1047552095023296512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Some of us did not react kindly to getting the alert \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">When you get that <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/PresidentialAlert?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#PresidentialAlert<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/llUkWfl87D\">pic.twitter.com\/llUkWfl87D<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Phil_Lewis_\/status\/1047556932263919617?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And some of us were lucky in getting an exceptionally truthful one \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">ALERT: THERE IS AN ASSHOLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. THIS IS NOT A TEST.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Rachel Dratch (@TheRealDratch) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRealDratch\/status\/1047558170858737664?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><strong>Democrat Martin Heinrich<\/strong>, who is running for US Senate in New Mexico, got a very helpful reminder \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Our <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/PresidentialAlert?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#PresidentialAlert<\/a> looked a little different&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vnUTNwu1yI\">pic.twitter.com\/vnUTNwu1yI<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Martin Heinrich (@TeamHeinrich) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TeamHeinrich\/status\/1047555236577984512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 3, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>But not as helpful as the one solely directed to Twitler himself \u2026<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"und\" dir=\"ltr\"> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8e0o0GDiEl\">pic.twitter.com\/8e0o0GDiEl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Jef Poskanzer (@jef_poskanzer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jef_poskanzer\/status\/1048028022115250176?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Yup, this will surely be one of the few highlights of Twitler\u2019s (shortened) time in office \u2026<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"695\" height=\"391\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/z2uQaMEtUs0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Apparently not only does the entire United Nations think it&#8217;s perfectly fine to laugh at Trump &#8211; but so does his own Secret Service &#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Trump boarded Air Force One with toilet paper on his shoe and my favorite part is that no one told him. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/3nglVZdKVT\">https:\/\/t.co\/3nglVZdKVT<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; laney (@misslaneym) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/misslaneym\/status\/1048031951775518720?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 5, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>And as one sage pundit noted, Trump brought his entire Presidential Library on board on the bottom of one shoe.<\/p>\n<p>But I know this is the <em><strong>Presidential Alert<\/strong><\/em> we\u2019re all waiting for:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Trump_Emergency-Alert_I-Hereby-Resign.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-33918\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Trump_Emergency-Alert_I-Hereby-Resign.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Trump_Emergency-Alert_I-Hereby-Resign.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Trump_Emergency-Alert_I-Hereby-Resign-150x101.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/Trump_Emergency-Alert_I-Hereby-Resign-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While not giving up hope, it\u2019s looking like our country will be stuck with not only the WORST PRESIDENT EVAH in the White House, but now also the WORST JUSTICE EVAH on the Supreme Court. Of course the pundits have declared that the problem lies with the Democrats \u2026 But before we leave Brett Kava-NAH, <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2018\/10\/05\/friday-fun-trumps-tp-emergency-alert-more\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}