{"id":32806,"date":"2018-06-22T07:40:36","date_gmt":"2018-06-22T14:40:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=32806"},"modified":"2018-06-22T07:40:36","modified_gmt":"2018-06-22T14:40:36","slug":"friday-fun-our-pets-can-be-jerks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2018\/06\/22\/friday-fun-our-pets-can-be-jerks\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: Our Pets Can Be Jerks!"},"content":{"rendered":"

No doubt we all love our critters \u2013 even the difficult ones.\u00a0 (On a bright note, Nike is actually getting a bit mellower as he gets older.)<\/em>\u00a0 But that doesn\u2019t mean that, like our kids, they don\u2019t have their moments of being total jerks.<\/p>\n

So let\u2019s enjoy a few of their antics \u2026<\/p>\n

\u201cDid you honestly NOT notice how big my beak is?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cYou said you wanted the dog to lose weight.\u00a0 I\u2019m just helping him cut back on his appetite is all.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No \u2026 NO \u2026 NO! NO! NO!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u201cThat paper towel commercial was right \u2013 they are incredibly soft!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Well, that explains the fuzzy TV reception.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Proof that colored strings don\u2019t ALWAYS make the best toy.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The whole yard, and you had to pick my helmet?<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hey \u2013 looked like a toilet to me.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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You say it\u2019s called \u201cSnapchat\u201d<\/em>?\u00a0 Really?!?\u00a0 There\u2019s an \u201ch\u201d<\/em> in there?\u00a0 I thought it was called \u201cSnapcat\u201d<\/em>!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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He falls for this every time.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Kittens can be jerks<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Dogs can be jerks<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Even pet fish can be jerks<\/strong><\/p>\n

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But cats do “Jerk”\u00a0<\/em> best – even to their own brother!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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No doubt we all love our critters \u2013 even the difficult ones.\u00a0 (On a bright note, Nike is actually getting a bit mellower as he gets older.)\u00a0 But that doesn\u2019t mean that, like our kids, they don\u2019t have their moments of being total jerks. So let\u2019s enjoy a few of their antics \u2026 \u201cDid you […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32806"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32806\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}