{"id":20634,"date":"2016-03-15T13:29:45","date_gmt":"2016-03-15T20:29:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=20634"},"modified":"2016-03-15T13:29:45","modified_gmt":"2016-03-15T20:29:45","slug":"an-alien-infesting-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2016\/03\/15\/an-alien-infesting-us\/","title":{"rendered":"An Alien Infesting Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">We have an alien infesting us, A hateful creature, armed with a TRUS, invading and putting all life in our nation at risk.&#160; Thank heavens we have a true prophet that understands this vile creature.&#160; Because the following video clip portrays the alien&#8217;s life cycle, it is only proper to issue a <\/font><font color=\"#ff0000\"><strong>Barf Bag Alert!!<\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"0315CruzCanada\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; float: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin-left: auto; display: block; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; margin-right: auto\" border=\"0\" alt=\"0315CruzCanada\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/0315CruzCanada.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"392\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I could have gone the rest of my life without seeing that scene from Aliens again, but Samantha Bee went there, illustrating Ted Cruz&#8217;s Canadian birth with imagery that you will never, ever forget.<\/p>\n<p>&quot;How come he always looks like he&#8217;s covered in a glistening layer of slime, even though we know that can&#8217;t possibly be true?&quot;\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Inserted from &lt;<a href=\"http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/2016\/03\/samantha-bee-delves-ted-cruzs-birth\" target=\"_blank\">Crooks and Liars<\/a>&gt;<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<iframe loading=\"lazy\" height=\"337\" src=\"\/\/embed.crooksandliars.com\/embed\/9qg0ivB8\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"600\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">I really needed a good laugh, but when it\u2019s all said and done this monster is the most dangerous Republican in the Criminal Clown Car.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have an alien infesting us, A hateful creature, armed with a TRUS, invading and putting all life in our nation at risk.&#160; Thank heavens we have a true prophet that understands this vile creature.&#160; Because the following video clip portrays the alien&#8217;s life cycle, it is only proper to issue a Barf Bag Alert!! <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2016\/03\/15\/an-alien-infesting-us\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}