{"id":18272,"date":"2015-12-11T11:55:58","date_gmt":"2015-12-11T19:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=18272"},"modified":"2015-12-11T11:55:58","modified_gmt":"2015-12-11T19:55:58","slug":"open-thread12112015","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/12\/11\/open-thread12112015\/","title":{"rendered":"Open Thread&ndash;12\/11\/2015"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">This is today\u2019s only article from me.&#160; Last night I woke up with a severe case of Republicosis.&#160; I had to go so bad that I was careless mounting the throne, fell, and Replicated in my pants.&#160; I had to call the building night clerk to help me get up and clean up.&#160; Later I took a shower with help from my friend.&#160; I\u2019m hurting and pooped.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><strong>Short Takes<\/strong>:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/humor\/borowitz-report\/study-scalia-better-off-in-less-advanced-court\" target=\"_blank\">The New Yorker<\/a>: <\/font>A new study conducted by legal scholars indicates that Justice Antonin Scalia would fare better if he served as a judge at a court that was \u201cless advanced\u201d than the United States Supreme Court.<\/p>\n<p>According to the study, Scalia\u2019s struggles to perform his duties in a competent fashion stem from his being inappropriately placed on a court that is \u201ctoo demanding\u201d for a person of his limited abilities.<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">Andy should have noted that a more appropriate court for Sturmbannf\u00fchrer Scalia is the Nuremburg War Crimes Tribunal, as a defendant.<\/font> <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/stories\/2015\/12\/9\/1458427\/-GOP-Front-Runner-Says-He-Is-NOT-Bothered-by-Comparisons-To-Hitler\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Kos<\/a>:<\/font> File this under \u201cNOT The Onion,\u201d or \u201cPottery Barn Rules,\u201d or \u201cHouston, We Have A Problem.\u201d&#160; It doesn\u2019t matter what you call it, the cat is out of the bag.&#160; On Tuesday, the front runner for the Republican nomination for President of the United States,&#160; appearing on national television, was asked the following question by George Stephanopoulos:&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&quot;You&#8217;re increasingly being compared to Hitler. Does that give you any pause at all?&quot;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>The man most likely to get the Republican nomination for President of the United States, answered:&#160; <\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>No.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">Compared to Hairball, Hitler was a a lightweight.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">From <a href=\"http:\/\/mediamatters.org\/blog\/2015\/12\/08\/fox-news-tells-young-children-to-run-at-active\/207321\" target=\"_blank\">Media Matters<\/a>: <\/font>A Fox &amp; Friends demonstration where children neutralized a gunman during an active shooter situation offered dubious advice to parents, as experts emphasize that confronting the gunman should be &quot;a last resort.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>The Fox News segment never explained that in an active shooter situation people should prioritize [<em>Faux Nuts delinked<\/em>] escaping and hiding over physically confronting the gunman &#8212; only mentioning the first two actions in passing &#8212; and instead emphasized engaging the gunman in a physical confrontation.<\/p>\n<p>The December 8 broadcast of Fox &amp; Friends featured two krav maga [<em>Faux Nuts delinked<\/em>] instructors and three children who demonstrated martial arts techniques that could be used to disarm an active shooter.<\/p>\n<p>Co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck introduced the segment saying, &quot;In an active shooter situation five seconds can mean the difference between life and death. But there are some things that you can do, and your children can do, to make a difference&quot; before asking the instructor to &quot;display for us and exemplify what would happen in an armed shooter situation.&quot; The instructor then used a stapler as a prop while his co-instructor demonstrated how to disarm a gunman from behind.<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"video-embed\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/mediamatters.org\/embed\/static\/clips\/2015\/12\/08\/43667\/fnc-ff-20151208-activeshooter\" frameborder=\"0\" width=\"480\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">This TEAbuggery was brought to you by the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\"><strong>Cartoon<\/strong>:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"1211Cartoon\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px\" border=\"0\" alt=\"1211Cartoon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/1211Cartoon.jpg\" width=\"650\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is today\u2019s only article from me.&#160; Last night I woke up with a severe case of Republicosis.&#160; I had to go so bad that I was careless mounting the throne, fell, and Replicated in my pants.&#160; I had to call the building night clerk to help me get up and clean up.&#160; Later I <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/12\/11\/open-thread12112015\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-open-thread","category-personal","category-politics","category-35-id","category-3-id","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}