{"id":16245,"date":"2015-09-26T06:47:36","date_gmt":"2015-09-26T13:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=16245"},"modified":"2015-09-26T06:47:36","modified_gmt":"2015-09-26T13:47:36","slug":"great-news-for-the-dnc-no-ex-lax-or-enema-needed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/09\/26\/great-news-for-the-dnc-no-ex-lax-or-enema-needed\/","title":{"rendered":"Great News for the DNC \u2013 No Ex-Lax or Enema Needed!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We Democrats have just saved a ton of money earmarked for Ex-Lax and enemas.&nbsp; The party can celebrate the <em>YUUUGGE<\/em> dump it just took by finally passing this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Mouth-Open.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Kim-Davis_Mouth-Open\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16246\" height=\"283\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Mouth-Open-300x283.jpg\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Mouth-Open-300x283.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Mouth-Open-24x24.jpg 24w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Mouth-Open.jpg 705w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yep &ndash; <strong>Kim Davis<\/strong>, who has steadfastly refused to do the job she was elected AND took an oath to do, has decided to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/nation\/2015\/09\/25\/kentucky-clerk-kim-davis-join-republican-party\/72837328\/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>switch parties and become a republican<\/strong>!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Can I get a <strong><em>&ldquo;HALLELUJAH!&rdquo;<\/em><\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p>Some are speculating that she&rsquo;ll resign and hop on the <em><strong>welfare wagon train <\/strong><\/em>of the GOP party &ndash; while others are saying she&rsquo;s way past her <em><strong>&ldquo;Best By &hellip;&rdquo; date<\/strong><\/em>, and will simply fade away.<\/p>\n<p>But what I want to know is if anyone has ever seen <strong>Kim Davis<\/strong> and <strong>Dick Cheney<\/strong> in the SAME room at the SAME time.&nbsp; I mean, come on &#8211; it&#039;s spooky &hellip;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Dick-Cheney_LGg.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Kim-Davis_Dick-Cheney_LGg\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-16251\" height=\"157\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Dick-Cheney_LGg-300x157.jpg\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Dick-Cheney_LGg-300x157.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Dick-Cheney_LGg-1024x535.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Kim-Davis_Dick-Cheney_LGg.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We Democrats have just saved a ton of money earmarked for Ex-Lax and enemas.&nbsp; The party can celebrate the YUUUGGE dump it just took by finally passing this: Yep &ndash; Kim Davis, who has steadfastly refused to do the job she was elected AND took an oath to do, has decided to switch parties and <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/09\/26\/great-news-for-the-dnc-no-ex-lax-or-enema-needed\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16245\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}