{"id":15958,"date":"2015-08-30T12:23:52","date_gmt":"2015-08-30T19:23:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=15958"},"modified":"2015-08-30T12:56:15","modified_gmt":"2015-08-30T19:56:15","slug":"this-weeks-republican-nutjobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/08\/30\/this-weeks-republican-nutjobs\/","title":{"rendered":"Last Week&#8217;s Republican Nutjobs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">Almost every week, Republicans join a competition to see who can say the most outlandish things, and in the process, they push the envelope on just how nutty InsaniTEA can become.&nbsp; I trust that you will believe it, when I tell you that last week was no exception.<\/font><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Pat Robertson has figured out the culprit for this week&rsquo;s stock market volatility.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" alt=\"RobertsonHat\" border=\"0\" height=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/RobertsonHat.jpg\" style=\"border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; background-image: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; float: left; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-top-width: 0px\" title=\"RobertsonHat\" width=\"360\" \/>Not many people are familiar with Pat Robertson&rsquo;s financial knowhow. Turns out he is an expert on international stock market volatility, and unlike Donald Trump, he does not think it&rsquo;s all China&rsquo;s fault. No, the blame for the stock market dive early in the week is both more local and more otherworldly.<\/p>\n<p>According to Robertson, God in his infinite wisdom and abundant free time is messing with the stock market to punish wicked Americans for having legalized abortions.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;We will pay dearly as a nation for this thing going on,&rdquo; Robertson, having some slight word retrieval problems. By &ldquo;this thing going on,&rdquo; he meant the Obama administration&rsquo;s support for Planned Parenthood and women&rsquo;s healthcare. &ldquo;And possibly if we were to stop all this slaughter the judgment of God might be lifted from us. But it&rsquo;s coming, ladies and gentlemen. We just had a little taste of it in terms of the financial system, but it&rsquo;s going to be shaken to its core in the next few months, years, or however long it takes and it will hurt every one of us.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>His advice seemed to be to pull your money out of the market and place it in the hands of God, who can be reached care of Pat Robertson, coincidentally.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Inserted from &lt;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.alternet.org\/tea-party-and-right\/trump-aside-5-right-wing-nutjobs-week-ben-carson-hints-war-womens-insides\" target=\"_blank\">Alternet<\/a>&gt;<\/p>\n<p><font color=\"#0000ff\">I have to admit that on very rare occasions, Robertson actually surprises me.&nbsp; This is one of them.&nbsp; I felt sure he was going to blame it on gay marriage.&nbsp; This is only the firth of five Republican nutjobs from last week alone.&nbsp; Click through for the other four.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Almost every week, Republicans join a competition to see who can say the most outlandish things, and in the process, they push the envelope on just how nutty InsaniTEA can become.&nbsp; I trust that you will believe it, when I tell you that last week was no exception. Pat Robertson has figured out the culprit <a href='https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/08\/30\/this-weeks-republican-nutjobs\/' class='excerpt-more'>[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}