{"id":15881,"date":"2015-08-20T10:50:14","date_gmt":"2015-08-20T17:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=15881"},"modified":"2015-08-20T10:50:14","modified_gmt":"2015-08-20T17:50:14","slug":"you-know-youre-a-teabagger-if","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/08\/20\/you-know-youre-a-teabagger-if\/","title":{"rendered":"You Know You’re a TEAbagger if"},"content":{"rendered":"

Considering that I\u2019m very tired, and I just don\u2019t feel like writing about Hairball, I decided to opt for a little humor.  I received this item in email from Carrie at Care2<\/a>, and it took only some minor adapting for use here.  You can use it to measure your friends and neighbors too.  If one is a closet TEAbagger, you really need to know.<\/font><\/p>\n

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\"teabag-obscene\"<\/p>\n

1) You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front <\/p>\n

of her kids.<\/p>\n

2) The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how <\/p>\n

much gas is in it.<\/p>\n

3) You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.<\/p>\n

4) You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.<\/p>\n

5) You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.<\/p>\n

6) Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’<\/p>\n

7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.<\/p>\n

8) Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.<\/p>\n

9) Your junior prom offered day care.<\/p>\n

10) You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen, <\/p>\n

start your engines.’<\/p>\n

11) You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off <\/p>\n

its wheels.<\/p>\n

12) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.<\/p>\n

13) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.<\/p>\n

14) One of your kids was born on a pool table.<\/p>\n

15) You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the <\/p>\n

House of Tattoos.<\/p>\n

16) You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law <\/p>\n

against it.<\/p>\n

17) You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.<\/p>\n

18) You plan to vote for a Republican.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Most important, never, ever forget the Eleventh Commandment:<\/font><\/p>\n

Thou shalt NOT commit TEAbuggery!<\/font><\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Considering that I\u2019m very tired, and I just don\u2019t feel like writing about Hairball, I decided to opt for a little humor.  I received this item in email from Carrie at Care2, and it took only some minor adapting for use here.  You can use it to measure your friends and neighbors too.  If one […]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15881","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics","category-5-id","post-seq-1","post-parity-odd","meta-position-corners","fix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15881","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}