{"id":14776,"date":"2015-02-22T12:11:37","date_gmt":"2015-02-22T20:11:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=14776"},"modified":"2015-02-22T12:11:37","modified_gmt":"2015-02-22T20:11:37","slug":"a-pledge-to-commit-teabuggery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2015\/02\/22\/a-pledge-to-commit-teabuggery\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pledge to Commit TEAbuggery"},"content":{"rendered":"

Can you tell me how many times I\u2019ve said, \u201cThou shalt not commit TEAbuggery!\u201d?  I can\u2019t either, but it\u2019s way more than a pants load.  However, I came across a list of the things from which Baggers must abstain if they actually practice what they preach.  They should take the pledge.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Daily Kos readers are awesome and send awesome emails:<\/font><\/p>\n

I, _<\/em><\/span>_______________________, do solemnly swear to uphold the principles of a socialism-free society and heretofore pledge my word that I shall strictly adhere to the following:<\/font><\/p>\n

I will complain about the destruction of 1st Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 1st Amendment Rights.<\/font><\/p>\n

I will complain about the destruction of my 2nd Amendment Rights in this country, while I am duly being allowed to exercise my 2nd Amendment rights by legally but brazenly brandishing unconcealed firearms in public.<\/font><\/p>\n

I will foreswear the time-honored principles of fairness, decency, and respect by screaming unintelligible platitudes regarding tyranny, Nazi-ism, and socialism at public town halls.  Also.<\/font><\/p>\n

I pledge to eliminate all government intervention in my life.  I will abstain from the use of and participation in any socialist goods and services including but not limited to the following:<\/font><\/p>\n