{"id":14048,"date":"2014-11-05T00:12:14","date_gmt":"2014-11-05T08:12:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=14048"},"modified":"2014-11-05T00:12:29","modified_gmt":"2014-11-05T08:12:29","slug":"election-night-with-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2014\/11\/05\/election-night-with-the-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Election Night With the Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"1105CatsVoting\"<\/font><\/p>\n

The time has come.  All the coolest cats have voted or are voting and not it\u2019s time for the results.  I\u2019m trying something unusual.  As the night progresses I\u2019ll be adding to this article with news, observations and expressions of joy and\/or grief.  I\u2019ll update the articles time with each iteration, and I\u2019ll try to answer any comments that may be left.  It should work, but I\u2019m pushing the limits of my system.  Here we go.<\/font><\/p>\n

4:05<\/font><\/p>\n

Terrible news.  Bought Bitch Mitch won.<\/font><\/p>\n

5:19<\/font><\/p>\n

Republican Shelly Moore Capito picked up a Senate seat in WV, but that was already a given.<\/font><\/p>\n

Democrat Tom Wolfe defeated Tom Corbett to become PA Governor.  Beating that racist Bagger is huge.<\/font><\/p>\n

5:35<\/font><\/p>\n

More bad news.  Republican Tom Cotton picked up Mark Pryor\u2019s Senate seat in AR.  The Republicans also picked up the governorship there.<\/font><\/p>\n

To date Republicans are +3 in the Senate and even in the state houses.<\/font><\/p>\n

7:30<\/font><\/p>\n

I have more bad news.  Republican Steve Dains and Corey Gardner picked u Senate seats in Montana anc Colorado.  Republicans are +5.  One more and it\u2019s theirs.<\/font><\/p>\n

8:53<\/font><\/p>\n

More bad news.  Fitzwalkerstan still has a Fartfuhrer.  Republicans have taken the Senate and Joni Pig Nuts out them over the top.  There is no good news.  I\u2019m going to sign off now.  I need to go throw up.  Good night.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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