{"id":13789,"date":"2014-09-30T00:03:32","date_gmt":"2014-09-30T07:03:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=13789"},"modified":"2014-09-30T00:03:32","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T07:03:32","slug":"a-pleasure-to-help-kansas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2014\/09\/30\/a-pleasure-to-help-kansas\/","title":{"rendered":"A Pleasure to Help Kansas"},"content":{"rendered":"

I trust you already know that Gov. Rev. Sam Brownback has thoroughly trashed Kansas\u2019 economy and is desperate for funds to make up the huge budget shortfall that has turned voters against him in droves.  I had no idea just how desperate he was, until I learned that the Rev. Brownback wants to make it a pleasure to help Kansas.<\/font><\/p>\n

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Kansas has a serious problem. They’ve lowered taxes so much they can’t pay their bills, and they’ve cut education funding so far that the court is forcing them to restore some of it, making that deficit even bigger.<\/p>\n

Still, Governor Brownback does have some revenue choices he can make, and one of them is selling vibrators and other adult toys<\/a> seized when an adult toy distributor failed to pay taxes in a timely fashion, measly as they are. <\/p>\n

John Oliver wants to help. We all should help. Kansas needs us. So here’s the deal. Oliver is right. People should go to the auction website<\/a> and overbid on the various sex toys there, including the "icicles," which in addition to being hand-crafted, are also hand-blown. Let your imagination carry the rest of that, or just watch the video\u2026<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Inserted from <Crooks and Liars<\/a>><\/p>\n

Language for mature audiences only.<\/font><\/p>\n