{"id":11457,"date":"2013-10-21T01:19:30","date_gmt":"2013-10-21T08:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/?p=11457"},"modified":"2013-10-21T01:19:30","modified_gmt":"2013-10-21T08:19:30","slug":"republican-code-of-conduct","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.politicsplus.org\/blog\/2013\/10\/21\/republican-code-of-conduct\/","title":{"rendered":"Republican Code of Conduct"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"GOPDeathFlame\" style=\"float: none; margin-left: auto; display: block; margin-right: auto\" alt=\"GOPDeathFlame\" src=\"https:\/\/www.7thstep.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/GOPDeathFlame.gif\" width=\"360\" height=\"434\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt have no other gods before money. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt not take unto thee any thought not learned on <span><em>Faux Noise<\/em><\/span>.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt not take the name of Saint Ronnie Ray Gun in vain. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Remember April 15, and evade paying thy taxes.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Honor thy father and thy mother, whilst cutting their Social Security and privatizing their Medicare.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt kill whoever thy leaders tell thee to hate. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt commit adultery, but thou shalt not get caught. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt steal money from the poor to give to the rich. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt always bear false witness against thy <em>librul<\/em> neighbor. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt covet thy neighbor&#8217;s house, thou shalt covet thy neighbor&#8217;s wife, and his manservant, and his maidservant, and his ox, and his ass, and his wife\u2019s ass, and every thing that <span><em>is<\/em><\/span> thy neighbor&#8217;s. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt suck Koch.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"font-family: ; color: ; margin: 0in; line-height: normal\"><font face=\"Kingthings Calligraphica 2\"><font style=\"font-size: 20pt\" color=\"#ff0000\">Thou shalt commit TEAbuggery.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thou shalt have no other gods before money. 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