Feb 032017
 

Not satisfied with just her stellar rollout of the Orwellian concept of “Alternative Facts” on "Meet the Press", Kellyanne Conway decided to take it up a notch with her vivid – and totally mendacious – detailed history of the “Bowling Green Massacre” by two Iraqis to justify Twitler’s Muslim Ban on Chris Matthews’ "Hardball"

Well, Kellyanne – your biggest problem is IT NEVER HAPPENED!

But that doesn't stop them from trying to claim their Muslim Ban is exactly the same thing that Pres. Obama did.  But WaPo shot that “Alternative Fact” falsehood down with a THREE Pinocchio rating!

But there is one good fallout from Conway’s fantasy: It has led to some entertaining memes.  So let’s enjoy a few …

We Honor Them by Never Forgetting

NBC’s Brian "My-Helicopter-Was-Shot-Down" Williams Proudly Served

And if you missed it, Twitler celebrated Black History Month by talking about the abolitionist slave Frederick Douglass in the present tense:

“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.”

And when his Press Secretary was asked to explain why Trump talked about Douglass in  the present tense, Sean “Alternative Facts” Spicer also failed American History 101 by explaining: “I think the contributions of Frederick Douglass will become more and more.”

Which explains this Tweet:

A Nice Memorial

Well, there WAS one Bowling Green massacre … but it involved football – and NO ONE was killed!

So Mark Your Calendars

Anything for a Buck (Must Be a Trumpkin)

Trudat: There Was One casualty – Another Nail in the Conway Credibility Coffin

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ETA:

For those who would like to help the countless number who suffered from the "Bowling Green Massacre" – I'm sure Kellyanne Conway would Want You To Donate

So – for a good laugh, just click the "Donate Now" button

(chortle – chortle)

Oh, and regarding Twitler’s Muslim Ban?  Let me just add:

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  8 Responses to “Friday Fun – I Survived the Bowling Green Massacre!”

  1. Thanks Nameless  Idiots all!!  RESIST!!

  2. I find it very hard to look at any interviews of Kellyanne Conway, no matter who the eminent interviewer is. Anyone who interviews her knows that she'll start to spout more lies than they can count in a minute, but instead of giving her a wide berth with a "cordon sanitaire", they get overwhelmed by the absolute shamelessness and sheer number of those lies and give her opportunity after opportunity to hammer them home in the skulls of Drumpf's followers. And no matter how many humorous tweets follow any of these interviews – and I must admit some of these tweets here are absolutely brilliant – they will never rectify or erase the impression she's left on those too impressionable.

    Stop interviewing her and RESIST!

  3. I saw these this morning, and they're hysterical.

    Can't remember where I saw this comment, (sorry), but….Speaking of KAC, "she's looking like my leather purse"!

    Love the clenched fist too!

    Thank you, Nameless.

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