I could not resist sharing Samantha Bee’s farewell to Ted Crus, aka ButtTRUS. with you! I am sad, however, to report that ButtTRUS will be returning to the Senate, as soon as he installs new batteries in his TRUS.
Samantha Bee gave a not-so-tearful send off to Ted Cruz, who last week dropped out of the GOP race to the White House on Monday night. This included a look at the Republican grumblings about Trump, such as 2008 Republican contender for POTUS John McCain’s complaint that Trump at the top of the GOP ticket would make Arizona Senator’s next run “the race of [his] life.”
“Oh, my! Your Senate seat is being threatened by a crude, anti-intellectual, anger stoking nativist?” Bee says, just as a picture of Sarah Palin appears in the background.
“Ain’t karma a bitch!”
It gets better from there…
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I do have to disagree with Sam on one small point. ButtTRUS is not the world’s only unlikeable Canadian. She forgot Harper and his Harlots.
14 Responses to “Bee Bye Bye ButtTRUS!”
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Yeah, you're right. He's not the world's ONLY unlikable Canadian. But he's probably the world's MOST unlikable Canadian. Especially now that Rob Ford is dead.
Agree!
Loved the song by Michelle Branch.
"Good Bye Ted Cruz, you covered everthing with your ooze".
Priceless!!
And, he has said that if he wins in Nebraska, today, he will resume his campaign! Is he that much out of reality?
Yup.
Poof! Gone again!!
Sam Bee is a riot!
She can turn the screws better than anyone right now.
"ButtTRUS is not the world’s only unlikeable Canadian. She forgot Harper and his Harlots." — Yup, and don't forget the hairy Sasquatch! I feel I must remind Americans the ButtTRUS renounced his Canadian citizenship and no longer holds dual citizenship.\thank the gods that Harper did one honourable thing while in office . . . he accepted ButtTRUS' renunciation!
Sam Bee is spot on!
It must feel awful to be rehected by the bottom if the barrel!
Samantha Bee is sooo going to miss Creepy Cruz, he was just such an inspirational target for her. Drumpf is equally disliked but more on content and delivery level, the dislike for Cruz goes beyond that, it's visceral and I'm sure comedians love that most of all.
It's very difficult to feel the tiniest bit sorry for Republicans, but those in Congress must dread to see him return to fold. I doubt that his grandiose defeat has humbled him and soon he'll be up to his antics again, closing down government and such. Let's hope Texas will not vote him back again either when he's up for reelection, but hey, it's Texas, isn't it.
Feel sorry foir the American people. We can't vote him out until 2018.
Thanks all! Hugs!!
With Cruz and Rubio supposedly attending Congress again, watch out for more dysfunction.