Considering that I’m very tired, and I just don’t feel like writing about Hairball, I decided to opt for a little humor. I received this item in email from Carrie at Care2, and it took only some minor adapting for use here. You can use it to measure your friends and neighbors too. If one is a closet TEAbagger, you really need to know.
1) You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front
of her kids.
2) The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how
much gas is in it.
3) You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4) You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.
5) You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.
6) Someone in your family died right after saying, ‘Hey, guys, watch this.’
7) You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8) Your wife’s hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.
9) Your junior prom offered day care.
10) You think the last words of the Star-Spangled Banner are ‘Gentlemen,
start your engines.’
11) You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off
its wheels.
12) The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.
13) You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
14) One of your kids was born on a pool table.
15) You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the
House of Tattoos.
16) You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law
against it.
17) You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
18) You plan to vote for a Republican.
Most important, never, ever forget the Eleventh Commandment:
Thou shalt NOT commit TEAbuggery!
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Oh, yes, indeed. Perfect. Nothing to add here. LOL.
Thanks for the lighter fare TC!
I received this from our good friend Jae Atwood. We exchanged E. Mail addresses years ago and he sends some doozies.
That list was HILARIOUS! And SO TRUE! EVERY one of them was priceless!
I gotta share that one, TC!
Loved the picture, also! Gotta be a mixed up and backward Repukkklican dog! The cat is just bored!
Thanks again, TC!
This is more proof that dawgs are Republican. The cat is disgusted, because the dawg is TEAbagging it.
Thanks for the adaptation and a hearty laugh, TomCat.
lol
All funny, some true.
LOL!!
For me, the 11th Commandment is "Thou shalt not commit Harperbuggery!"
Thought you'd enjoy this little gem re Harperbuggery: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/f-k-harper-sign-in-car-earns-edmonton-man-543-fine-1.3196099
I hope the man, Rob Wells, wins his case!
In my teens, I got my first parking ticket, because someone had hit the no parking sign, and it was laying flat in the bushes a few feet a way. I never saw it, until I found the ticket and looked for it. I took a Polaroid picture. When the judge found my guilty anyway, I said the decision was stupid. He warned me that, if I didn't shut up, he would find me "in contempt of this court". I said, "Well hjow much is it coing to cost, you stupid son of a bitch? I AM in contempt of this court!!!" It cost me $50. In today's money, that's about the same as the $543 fine. I bet he thinks it was worth it too.
Me too, I hope Rob Wells wins his case in court for Freedom of Speech expressing his disdain for Harper and his harlots. That is really a BIG sign. lol.
Thanks all! Humerous Hugs!
laughing all the way