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Every week, Republicans join a competition to see who can say the most outlandish things, and in the process, every week they push the envelope on just how totally outrageous InsaniTEA can become.  I trust that you will believe it, when I tell you that last week was no exception.

RomPoopMitt Romney shows new flair for comedy, saying America elected Republicans because they want to get things done.

Mitt Romney has apparently been under a rock ever since his defeat in the 2012 election. This was apparent in his comments this week in which he seemed to blame Democrats for Washington gridlock.

C’mon, Mitt. That’s too funny. Be serious.

The reason so many Republicans got elected, Romney said, is that Americans want to see things get done. “They’re going to expect something to happen,” he said. “They’re going to expect that the House will pass bills, which by the way, they already have. Some 370 bills. Some of them will come to the Senate and actually be acted upon, and they’ll reach the president’s desk.”

And when the president refuses to sign some, say a proposal to eviscerate the EPA like Mitch McConnell is promising, then we’ll see who the real "Party of No" is, Romney said.

Romney does not really like that Party of No expression when it is applied to obstructionist Republicans. “All this rhetoric about the war on women, and the war on one thing or the other,” he opined. “I think people are saying, ‘You know, that just doesn’t carry water anymore.’”

Anyway, Romney thought he dispensed with that whole war on women thing when he told voters he has "binders of women."

Now that was funny.

Inserted from <AlterNet>

We know just where Little Lord Willard’s Bullshitology degree is piled higher and deeper!  This is just the last of seven totally outrageous Republican statements fro last week alone.  Click through for the other six.

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  11 Responses to “This Week’s Totally Outrageous Republican Statements”

  1. Ok, TC, you made me laugh this early in the morning with that cartoon… my mother-in-law used to have a saying about "he thought he was King Sh*t but he was just a little turd".   As if Mitt would ever know what the American people want…

  2. I think I'd prefer that point as a pacifier preventing the words instead of on the head.

  3. They lie incessantly and have been doing so for decades – they always have and always will blame others for what they do themselves – they must have been VERY badly brought up!

    • Pat, they weren't brought up . . . they were thrown up!  Shitheads thrown up from the bowels of the kybo!

      I was checking the spelling of "KYBO" and found that it is an acronym for "Keep Your Bowels Open".  I've known the word since I was 5 years old, knew what it was, but never knew it as an acronym.  LMAO!!

  4. I recall just the other day when he heard that  Obama had Wrote Secret Letter to Iran’s Khamenei About Fighting Islamic State he drop his jaw.  Mitt is just a want a be who will never be

  5. I know these are funny, especially #3 (where in hell did THAT come from?  And what's cord blood?  Does he mean the umbilical cord?), but it's tough to laugh knowing so many people believe and agree.  Sorry to be such a pessimist, but I'm in some stage of grief.

  6. it was already called the do nothing congress, so now we have more of the same, and that's suppose to make it better?  their idea of getting the jib done, is to do away with everything.  whether its the epa,minimum wage, a women's right to choose, immigration reform, social security, medicare or medicade, endangered species act, anything to help women, children, animals, they will do away with.  what am i paying taxes for?  to help the less unfortunate in this country, or to help other countries and its people?  how can the democrats expect to be heard, when the republicans don't give a shit about them to begin with?  oh, i forgot the big one, OBAMACARE!  there are more women in this country, maybe more women voters too, they better wake up in 2 years!

  7. These guys are so nucking futs that everything that emanates from their mouths is nothing but pure GOP grade A fertiliser!  If this is the best they have, the US really has a HUGE problem!  A Cabbage Patch doll could do a better job than these sorry assed pretenders, and it DID come from under a cabbage leaf!

  8. Thanls all.  I do apologize to the poop for polluting it.

  9. My computer crashed last night just as I started reading this, apparently it cannot stand Mittens either.  Add Chuck Woolery to the dumb list.  There will be no end of material for the latenight comedians.

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