Aug 182014


Here is the fifty-ninth article in our Republicans on Parade series, featuring individuals who personify what the Republican Party has become. Today’s honoree is Republican nominee for for the US Senate from Iowa Joni "Pig Nuts" Ernst. She is so honored for extreme TEAbuggery.

0818ErnstIt’s well past time that Democrats stop playing around and start tearing Joni Ernst apart for all the truly crazy shit she’s been spewing, like the recently revealed fact that she’s been running with the black helicopter crowd:

"The United Nations has imposed this upon us, and as a U.S. senator, I would say, ‘No more. No more Agenda 21.’ Community planning—to the effect that it is implementing eminent domain and taking away property rights away from individuals—I don’t agree with that. And especially in a place such as Iowa, where we rely heavily upon our agricultural community, our rural communities. We don’t want to see things like eminent domain come into play," Ernst said in response to a question about Agenda 21 at the forum.

"We don’t want to see a further push with Agenda 21, where the Agenda 21 and the government telling us that these are the urban centers that you will live in; these are the ways that you will travel to other urban centers," Ernst continued. "Agenda 21 encompasses so many different aspects of our lives that it’s taking away our individual liberties, our freedoms as United States citizens. So I would adamantly oppose Agenda 21. I don’t believe it is responsible, not for United States citizens."

Agenda 21, if you’ve never heard of it, is an innocuous U.N. document that has, over the years, become a lodestone of the wingnut fever swamps. This is Michele Bachman-esque, out-of-your-freaking-gourd territory… [emphasis original]

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Click through for more.  If that isn’t enough to prove that Pig Nuts deserves her parade, she also had endorsements from both Glen “Gold Digger” Beck and Sarah “Bloody Bullseye Barbie” Palin, BEFORE she won the Republican primary.


  11 Responses to “Republicans on Parade–8/18/2014”

  1. I agree.  Bruce Braley, or the DSCC on his behalf, or Lawrence Lessig, need to get all over her.  Same state as Steve King, whom we also need shut of.

  2. It's time for Bruce Braley to take off the gloves.

  3. Pig-nuts. That about sums up her intelligence!!

  4. "So when is Democratic Rep. Bruce Braley going to take the gloves off and expose her for who she is?"

    Braley really needs to go to the attack armed not with lies, half truths and innuendo, but with the truth.  He really needs to go after her disinformation and expose her for the nutter that she is!

    Obviously, someone has made the Kool-aid stronger using Iowa GMO corn! . . . and Ernst drank the whole second batch.  Steve King drank the whole first batch. 


  5. She's also said that Medicaid patients never take any responsibility for themselves

    … AND she believes that states can nullify Federal statutes

    She's most assuredly earned her Clown Car bona fides



  6. With nuts like her out there you will never run out of material for Republicans on Parade.

  7. Amen to all.  In the pollse, Pig Nuts is running lexss that a point ahead of Braley.  He seems a horribly weak candidate ansd I agree with y'all that he nees to get constipated!

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