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11RepubgsOnMars

Since Republicans frequently threaten to secede, if they don’t get their way, it came to me that there is really no reason to break up the country.  Instead, why not give Republicans a planet of their very own?  The more I pondered this, it became clear that Mars would be ideal for Republicans and here are ten reasons why.

10) The lighter gravity would make it easier to hold up Donald Trump's hair.

9)  They could outlaw Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.

8)  They could say global warming is good without lying.

7)  Willard could bury his tax returns there.

6)  Since Republicans lack curiosity, Curiosity is already there.

5)  Methane, which Republicans have in abundance, is ideal for terraforming.

4)  Since mars has no intelligent life, Republicans there would change nothing.

3)  Republicans would have a whole new world to destroy.

2)  Mars is already a red planet.

1)  If they were on Mars, they would not be here.

Bye!

 

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  32 Responses to “10 Reasons to Give Mars to the Republicans”

  1. Good list, Tom, but I hate to give up all that science to people who don't believe in science.

  2. GTood list TC- only one concern tho– Mars is just to close !!

  3. ROFLMAO……love your reasons Tom! And they make sense! LOL

  4. Tom, Mars is too good for those lying creeps.  Creeps is modest to what I would like to say.  I cannot believe that there are people that will vote and hold up for these idiots,it is beyond me!  Keeping you in my prayers for the coming days, TC.  Take care of yourself.

  5. lf Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus …
    Then Democrats are from Earth,
    And Repubicans are from Uranus!

  6. Tom, With what they have here Mars will be a piece of cake.  Great top ten.  I happen to hear you on the radio this morning.  Great job

  7. I'm willing to chip in $3 for gas!;)

  8. Great list of reasons TC!   I like #1 and #2 in particular.
    What about adding "Republican/Teabaggers could  ensure there were no tax increases on the wealthy and corporations without having to deal with Democrats.  Hell, they could lower taxes to nothing!"

  9. I was doing some other reading tonight and came across a piece about Stephen Hawking.  Those Brits can really be prophetic — must be those stones! (Stonehenge)   Stephen Hawking: Space Exploration Crucial To Human Survival  
    Anyway,  Stephen Hawking says the colonisation of outer space is key to the survival of humankind, predicting it will be difficult for the world's inhabitants "to avoid disaster in the next hundred years."
    Just one more reason supporting the transfer of the Republican/Teabaggers to Mars, and this comes from a noted astro -physicist.

  10. I was doing some other reading tonight and came across a piece about Stephen Hawking.  Those Brits can really be prophetic — must be those stones! (Stonehenge)   Stephen Hawking: Space Exploration Crucial To Human Survival  
     
    Anyway,  Stephen Hawking says the colonisation of outer space is key to the survival of humankind, predicting it will be difficult for the world's inhabitants "to avoid disaster in the next hundred years."
     
    Just one more reason supporting the transfer of the Republican/Teabaggers to Mars, and this comes from a noted astro -physicist.

  11. 4) Since mars has no intelligent life, Republicans there would change nothing.

    Great list and we can re-energize the space program in Florida, a win win… 🙂

  12. My absolute favorite is:
     4) Since mars has no intelligent life, Republicans there would change nothing.
     

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